White knuckles. On the steering wheel. On the nondescript shifter. Reaching for the inexplicably complicated HVAC controls. I was probably - no, definitely - gripping everything way harder than necessary. This was not the fastest car I've ever driven. Or the sketchiest. Or the … [Read more...] about Review: 1996 Porsche 911 Carrera
Tesla Model S: A quick-drive review in its natural habitat
"Check this out, AJ" My head pinned back against the seat, and John laughed when he saw my eyes widen. John knows I'm a big car guy, and was excited to see that he was able to surprise me. John is a higher-up at the company I work for. He was simultaneously nice/supportive … [Read more...] about Tesla Model S: A quick-drive review in its natural habitat
Obscure Review: 1991 Chevrolet Corvette ZR-1
I recently received the opportunity to get behind the wheel of a low-mileage 1991 Corvette ZR-1. I was thrilled; I've always been a huge fan of this car for a number of reasons, … [Read more...] about Obscure Review: 1991 Chevrolet Corvette ZR-1
The 2018 Ford Mustang looks so much more [BLANK] than last year!
“The new Ford Mustang looks so much worse/better than last year…” Said all of America. Every single year. Since 1971. But everyone is wrong, and they should just listen to me instead. … [Read more...] about The 2018 Ford Mustang looks so much more [BLANK] than last year!
The Lexus IS300 Objectively Sucks: A Post-Mortem
Warning: this is a real opinion, and I know it's unpopular. This is NOT going to end in me talking about how much I 'loved it anyway' because that's bullshit. My particular IS300 provided a wealth of bad experiences up until its death. I don't remember a lot about being eight … [Read more...] about The Lexus IS300 Objectively Sucks: A Post-Mortem